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Trump Teaches Republicans The Art of the Deal

Over the course of the 2016 election, there was a lot of talk about the Washington establishment – Republicans and Democrats alike – and whether they really had the best interests of the American people at heart. That debate has certainly not been resolved to anyone’s satisfaction, but one thing is certainly true: Self-interested politicians were not the only problem. ...

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Trump Leaves Rand Paul “Optimistic” About ACA Repeal

President Trump invited Kentucky Senator Rand Paul to the Trump National Golf Club in Virginia on Sunday to play a round with himself and White House Office of Management and Budget Director Mick Mulvaney, giving new life to the possibility of a Republican plan to repeal and replace Obamacare. Paul was harshly critical of the original bill, which was pulled ...

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Trump Still Hopeful for “Deal on Healthcare”

After reports indicated that Donald Trump was ready to move on from the repeal and replacement of Obamacare, the president said Tuesday that he was still optimistic about coming up with a plan that would work for everyone. “I know that we’re all going to make a deal on healthcare,” he said at a bipartisan reception at the White House. ...

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Trump Hits Freedom Caucus for Blocking Healthcare Bill

President Donald Trump opened his Sunday up with a shot across the bow at conservative Republicans in the House, blaming the Freedom Caucus and influential conservative groups for allowing Obamacare to remain the law of the land. “Democrats are smiling in D.C. that the Freedom Caucus, with the help of Club For Growth and Heritage, have saved Planned Parenthood & ...

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Liberals Turn to Fantasies and NyQuil to Cope With Trump

According to a feature story on Yahoo News, liberals around the country are having a hard time drifting to sleep under the Donald Trump presidency. We can only guess this article came about as a result of a casting call that went something like this: “Hey, want to get your name in a Yahoo News article? Tell us how terrible ...

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Trump Now Responsible for Barbra Streisand’s Weight Problem

By the time Donald Trump takes his final helicopter ride out of Washington, we can only imagine the number of things for which he will have been blamed by surly liberals. Sure, there’s the obvious stuff: Demonizing minorities, dividing the country, lowering our political discourse, energizing hate groups, and on and on. But why stop there? After all, when you’ve ...

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John Boehner: The GOP is Not Going to Repeal Obamacare

Former Speaker of the House John Boehner, speaking at an Orlando health conference on Thursday, said there was little chance that Republicans would repeal and replace Obamacare. “They’re going to fix Obamacare,” Boehner said. “I shouldn’t call it repeal-and-replace, because it’s not going to happen.” Boehner said he was amused by President Trump’s talk of pushing through a new health ...

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Americans Suffering From Trump-Related Mental Illness

Mental health professionals say their offices have been filled with patients who are depressed, anxiety-ridden, and stressed out over the results of the 2016 election. According to a CNN report this week, psychiatrists are beginning to term this new malady “post-election stress disorder.” While there’s an undeniably funny side to this, some people think it’s disrespectful to the suffering many ...

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Sense of Doom Forming Around Obamacare Repeal

The start of the 115th Congress, just three weeks prior to the inauguration of Donald J. Trump, should have been a moment for unrestrained conservative celebration. Despite losing some seats in the Senate, Republicans are in the strongest position they’ve occupied in many years. With a GOP president about to take a seat in the Oval Office, this is the ...

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